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OK... What the heck is Lane Lambert saying here?

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Lambert: Did you guys hear Ryan Ellis scores goals on the moon?!?!

Shhhhh

If you’re quiet and don’t move, Erats can’t see you…

Lambert: YES!!!!

Now that the Ceti eel is in place we will direct you to shoot constantly.

Kostitsyn: I must shoot the puck!!!!!!

Have to love Wrath of Kahn

Serg.. reach over there and grab my hat. I threw it on the ice.

“Look, congrats on the hat trick and all, but come on. What a dick move.”

funny and true. so much for klein sticking up for sk when needed.

Be glad i’m the new guy here or that bench door would be slammed on your head repeatedly for that move. How often do you think we get a chance to make Klein look good to those guys at OtF

Lambert, "It's true. Anders will give you three gummy bears for every goal you score."

Erat, “You are so lucky. I only get one and he charges me.”

always laugh when gummy bears and anders make it in

Lambert: “You are strong, child—but I will break you!”

Don't look now, but Marty has that look in his eye again... don't look! don't look!

Lambert: “Nice hattie there Serg…the carp is on me tonight.”

Erat: “YES! Serg, will you share your delicious carp with me?”

“Now that you know how to score empty netters like Legwand, you should be able to pad your goal stats.”

I heard Klein talking down on the other end of the bench.

He says you are gonna get SUCH a wedgie after the game!

Lambert : Serg… are you sure you didn’t want to try to roof that empty net goal? snickers
Kostitsyn : Shhhh…. Smith is right over there and he’s giving you the evil eye….

shoot the puck please

lambert: you’re not fooling anyone buddy. i totally saw you looking for someone else to pass the puck to on that last one.

Lambert: “Ohh baby let’s take a trip around the world, get away from this hockey noise ohhhh yesss mmmhmmm.”
SK: “What a freak!”
Erat: “Tell me about it!”

Lambert: “Sergei – I know you just got a hat trick, but let’s face it – you don’t have that many puck smudges on your stick tape”
SK74 – “Whaaaaaaa?”
Erat – “That’s why I use black tape”

Hey, you think you can slip me one of the hats you got tonight? I keep reading on OtF how I have really bad hair.

“If you score a hat trick, you can listen to Lady Gaga in the locker room and we won’t make fun of you.”

Soon the rebellion will be crushed, and young Radulov will be one of us!

No wonder you haven’t been shooting more, there’s a huge knot in your shoulder. Here, let me rub it for you. Marty, go get my scented oils from the locker room.

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