Our afternoon hockey notes raise a question for readers. Whose mastery of electrodynamics is more impressive: the surgeons who implanted probes into Brent Peterson's brain to treat his Parkinson's Disease, or Los Angeles Kings general manager Dean Lombardi, who has invoked the Coulomb Defense in his explanation of the clock controversy from last night's Kings/Blue Jackets game?
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I know we've talked quite a bit about Brent Peterson and the Deep Brain Stimulation surgery that went through recently to help combat the symptoms of Parkinson's Disease, but the following is really cool. This recent video (the VUCast Newscast, from Vanderbilt University) provides a look at this story from their perspective, including the recent advances Vanderbilt has made to break this process up into stages, making it easier for patients to undergo (tip o' the hat to OTF reader John for sending this to me via email):
NHL looking into Los Angeles Kings' scoreboard error in win over Columbus Blue Jackets - ESPN
Wow, L.A. general manager Dean Lombardi really sounds like he's shoveling furiously with this explanation:
"Those clocks are sophisticated instruments that calculate time by measuring electrical charges called coulombs -- given the rapidity and volume of electrons that move through the measuring device the calibrator must adjust at certain points which was the delay you see -- the delay is just recalibrating for the clock moving too quickly during the 10 - 10ths of a second before the delay -- this insures that the actual playing time during a period is exactly 20 minutes That is not an opinion -- that is science -- amazing devise quite frankly."
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Travis neatly sums up a situation that looks pretty ugly for the NHL. (thanks to LuvThePreds for the link)
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This Saturday's Nashville/St. Louis clash will be a biggie.
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The Maple Leafs may indeed be putting things together.
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See? (found via Kukla's Korner)
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Not a Ron Duguay in the bunch.
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Would Buffalo really trade Ryan Miller?
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Like they say, sometimes the best trades are the ones not made.
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According to Wikipedia...
WINB - February 2, 2012
Coulombs?
Horsepoop.
davisca - February 2, 2012
Coach Petey
The VUCast was outstanding. Thanks very much, John and Dirk, for the recommendation.
Hockey Hillbilly - February 2, 2012
Dirk, don’t confuse the feds busting someone who was streaming the videos, which is illegal, and posting the links of streams, which is not, yet, illegal.
I’m just saying.
Not arguing about items in the community guidelines.
cisar - February 3, 2012
Just saying they're on the hunt, that's all
Dirk Hoag - February 3, 2012
Especially if you are taking advertising money.
cisar - February 3, 2012
More Coulombs
That is about the craziest defense I’ve ever heard. That being said, someone needs to contact a professor/clock manufacturer to get their read on this story. There are only 2 options here. Lombardi is a genius, or Lombardi has a second career as a manure spreader.
Evanbio - February 3, 2012
He's already an NHL GM
So #2 is a given.
Dirk Hoag - February 3, 2012
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